dear las vegas,
it's been a while since i have paid you a visit, but rest assured....i'm coming this weekend! i'm looking forward to laying out at your pools and basking in the warm sun instead of packing on layers of clothing here in utah. i'm also looking forward to seeing my friend elton play some oldies that me and whitney can sing along too. just please stop those mexicans from handing us dirty magazines on the street. thanks.