who knew my dad was such a poet?

this was sent to patty who is currently on a mission. who knew guato was this good of a poet?

(Repeat as often as necessary to remember why you left on a Mission)

A Lamanite Lymerick

There once was a Mia Maid named Bub

Who filed her small toe to a nub

Cananites always Rap

"________" she did slap (name omitted for privacy)

Sasquatch really loves "Circus Crap"

When she left she needed a big hankee

Because waiting at home was her blankee

Pechanga was scared

The Bubster was prepared

I love Joseph Smith! she'd declared

To Brazil comes Bub, "The Thong Fightin Sister"

Because wearing them can cause "a big awful blister"

Evil Doers will run

Because she looks like a Nun

Portuguese is a real "Tongue Twister"

Her family is minus the second child born

Her Mom, her Dad, her family is torn,

Why the Bubster did leave, and cause them to mourn

But waiting they will, and the Devil will burn,

The greatest Missionary ever,

Soon will return!

Written by the Quorum of 9.5

(carried to the nearest decimal point)